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My goal for 2013 is to get something published at McSweeney's. I've been getting tired of satire writing for a while, which is why I...

I submitted this story to NPR's Three Minute Fiction, but it did not win. So, I'm sharing it with you. The prompt was to write a...

The internet is filled with ideas that seem to make sense at first glance, causing them to be shared through social media, filling up yo...

I don't typically re-post things from Facebook here, but I spend a lot of time on this, and I felt like giving it its own page. My frien...

If Here Comes Honey Boo Boo can be a show, I can create a show too. Here are some ideas. Because, come on. Everyone wants to get sex ...