New TV Show Pitches

If Here Comes Honey Boo Boo can be a show, I can create a show too. Here are some ideas.

Because, come on. Everyone wants to get sex advice from the Dowager Countess.

From the creators of Lost comes a time-travel romantic comedy where if you don't fit in, just jump to a different time! Just watch for nosebleeds.

Even AIG wouldn't insure this show.

Because sometimes vampires get tired of drinking blood.

Rich women + chin = this show.