According to a poll conducted by The Fake News, the tsunami disaster that was all over the news several weeks ago has been erased from the public's mind. In its place are such important news items as Michael Jackson's trial, the American Idol competition, and Paris Hilton's cell phone getting hacked.
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"Man, isn't it crazy that all this bad stuff keeps happening to that wonderful Paris Hilton?", said American housewife Christy Jennings. "First her home video gets stolen, now people are trying to get at her personal naked photos and phone numbers? If they don't stop whoever's responsible, soon the nude pictures and celebrity contacts I keep on my cell phone will be all over the internet!"
The latest installment of the televised talent competition "American Idol" is also a hot topic around America's water coolers. Bookmakers have started collected bets on whether or not recently booted contestant Melinda Lira will go door to door with an assault rifle, executing teenagers who didn't vote for her.
When we asked people on the street when the last time they thought about the tsunami, most looked puzzled. Here are a few of their responses:
"You mean that club that opened next to "Déjà Vu?" "It's ok, I wish it was full nude, not just topless." - Matt Moon, waiter.
"Oh yeah, that thing with the Asian people, where they all died and stuff. Yeah, I gave like $20. That really sucked, I hope they're, like, OK." - Melinda Lendis, college student.
"Yeah, I watched the telethon and gave money. I haven't seen anything on television about it lately, so I guess they're all ok. I hope they get cable back soon." - Julia Nichols, accountant.
Meanwhile, there are numerous reports of Ashlee Simpson accidentally leaving the login information to her PDA's secret folder in places such as restaurants, nightclubs, and the editorial desk of the National Enquirer.
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