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[/caption]Bush says that he never checks his rating, because he "just did it as a big joke". However, an independent review reveals that someone from the domain www.ovaloffice.whitehouse.gov has checked the profile's rating 1423 times in the last 2 days.
The site's function is so simple that people have been kicking themselves for years, wondering why they couldn't have thought of it first. Insecure people post a picture to the website, and then rate others' photos, using a number system ranging from 10 (HOT) to 1 (NOT).
President Bush's current rating is 9.3, however part of that could be partially due to his "pimpin' his shit" to his friends and relatives, using his direct link listed here.
HOT or NOT (www.hotornot.com) has been abuzz for the past three weeks, with as many as 7 people doing a double take while rating pictures.
"I couldn't believe my eyes, I was all like, 'Dude, that's like the president and stuff.' Joey told me that he kinda looked like a chimp. Then we got high", said teenager Matthew Quentin.
In the past, the online citizens of HOT or NOT debated whether or not comedian Carrot Top had actually posted his picture as a desparate publicity stunt. The picture led to clamors for a new rating of "0", however the rating system stayed intact. Jim, one of the founders of the site explained: "Introducing a new variable that revolutionary would have shattered these people's fragile little minds."
Ex-Vice President Al Gore has tried to submit his photo for inclusion, however he has been informed that his picture is too large for the site to accept. He plans to increase his diet regimen and try again next month.
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