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[/caption]The letter further accuses the U.S. Military of conducting a ground invasion of local and national reporters who are flocking to London to cover the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
The ground troops are being supplemented by helicopter air support, and Londoners are not happy.
“You don't see the BBC going to the Jersey Shore to cover people who are famous for having done nothing, do you?” asked local resident Den Bickson “Cover your own fabricated stories.”
To ensure that no other media outlet scoops them on the latest news from London, every news outlet from NBC's Today Show to the smallest local news station has sent at least one reporter.
NPR has sent esteemed writer Linda Holmes, the editor of the organization's entertainment and pop culture blog “Monkey See.” Holmes has never been part of a military operation before, although she has reportedly sat through Leonard Part Six on three separate occasions, an endurance challenge similar to that of the military's Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape (SERE) training.
To make matters worse, many of the reporters are focusing on unimportant stories, such as who is invited, snubbed, and at what time Michaele Salahi will be executed for attempting to crash the wedding.
According to Bickson, the reporters are missing the biggest issue of all.
“It's amazing how a country who has spent years debating the birth certificate of your president can miss the obvious,” he said. “Kate Middleton is not British. Look at her teeth. It's open-and-shut.”
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