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[/caption]"I'm not one of those crazy folk who thinks that Barack Obama is going to come out and openly attempt to indoctrinate our children with his Muslim socialist fascist views," said Kyle Newton, a parent. "I think that he, and people like him, are going to be much more subtle."
Newton believes he has figured it out, thanks to a tip from a friend, who was taking a world religion course at a local community college.
"He was telling me all about the different contributions that the arabs have made to our culture," Newton said. "He's a nice guy, so I figured I'd humor him and pretend to be interested. I could hardly hide my shock when he told me that the arabs invented algebra. I thought I had to turn to a reliable source before I believed that nonsense."
After looking on Wikipedia, Newton says he was convinced.
