Friday, August 14, 2009

Song Parody: My Grandma Got Put Down By Obama

(to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer")

My Grandma got put down by Obama
I can't believe that we were so naive
You say there's no such thing as Death Panels.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

[caption id="attachment_211" align="alignright" width="259" caption="Save Granny!"]Save Granny![/caption]

Yes, Sarah Palin tried to save us
With a nod, a smile and wink
But thanks toCharlie's gotcha questions
Her career in politics is on the brink

With help from her friends Rush and Glenn Beck
She's telling us just how we were deceived
She can see through facts and logic
To tell Real America what to believe

My Grandma got put down by Obama
I can't believe that we were so naive
You say there's no such thing as Death Panels.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

This is not the country I know
I thought we all were meant to get our say
Our Founding Fathers must be wond'ring
Since when's Hawaii a state anyway?

We aired our grievances at town halls
Called our representative a whore
We wouldn't listen to their answers
We just shouted shouted 'til we passed out on the floor

My Grandma got put down by Obama
I can't believe that we were so naive
You say there's no such thing as Death Panels.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

We all should have seen this coming
But Obama's halo blinded us
We all wanted hope and change
Instead my dear Grandma was turned to dust

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
In fact we can't say "Christmas" anymore
Please find a hiding place for Grandpa
Obama's jackboot thugs are at the door

My Grandma got put down by Obama
I can't believe that we were so naive
You say there's no such thing as Death Panels.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

My Grandma got put down by Obama
I can't believe that we were so naive
You say there's no such thing as Death Panels.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

But as for Michelle Bachmann, she believes.

But as for Sarah Palin, she believes.

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